I have chosen my project for 2010.
I will move to Switzerland and build a farm and not just any type of farm, it will be one with purple cows milked by marmots who in turn make the chocolate and deliver it while I'm sleeping. I've been researching and it seems that there aren't any bears left in Switzerland so this would be my competitive advanatge, I'll bring my own bears from Brasov. We have plenty of bears here and they are not that bad either, people actually take picture of them. Anyway I will not take that many with me, 2 or 3 at most so that there will be a balance in the marmots and bears numbers. These are the issues I have sorted out, there are a few issues that I haven't sorted out:
How do I teach marmots to write on the package the contents and expiry terms in multiple languages?
Where do I find caskets for bears?
How do I teach both marmots and bears to use surgical gloves and wash the containers?
Where do I find true purple cows? It looks to me that they are extinct just like dinosaurs and all that is left of them are pictures
If my assumption in paragraph 4 proves to be correct my project will fail and I'll have to find myself another project for this year...
